OZFox42 14 day.ago

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away, so he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, "They're all looking to get married, so you've come to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want." The man dated the first daughter, and the next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "She's just a little bit, not that you would notice, pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls, so he went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a little bit, not that you would notice, cross-eyed." Again the farmer nodded and suggested the man date the third girl to see if things might be better, so he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" They were wed right away, and months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby, while cute, had the ugliest face he ever saw. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents. "Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a little bit, not that you would notice, pregnant when you met her."